"One time I looked at a diamond and it gave me a sunburn"
This is too silly not to share. You must watch it twice. Hope you get as many ridiculous giggles out of this as I did.
"I thought how unpleasant it is to be locked out; and I thought how it is worse, perhaps, to be locked in." - Virginia Woolf
The New Yorker's Macy Halford elaborates on the importance of reading and literature during our youth. As an aspiring children's book author I take this very much to heart and am now certain of two things: (1) I owe my parents much praise and recognition (2) if I have a daughter she will not be reading anything by Stephanie Meyer
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/books/2010/07/children-who-dont-read-grow-up-bad.html